Yeah, I know. It's official. Cari and I will join the
Mennonite brethren as the last Americans to start blogging. I'll mostly just rant about things that are on my mind. This time of year, it's mostly baseball.
Ok...from March-November it's mostly baseball. If you don't like baseball, or don't want to hear me whine about the Red
Sox being
eliminated from the playoffs, you might want to skip this entry and read my wife's entry.
I read an article on my
iGoogle last night by Jason Stark. Jason writes for ESPN and usually knows his baseball. Last night wasn't one of those nights. His article is called 5 Good Reasons to embrace
Phillies-Rays
match up....A better title may be "I hope this series isn't as horrid as it sounds", or better yet, "Shoot me in the face if this thing goes seven."
Jason lists 5 reasons why this world series may be good for baseball. Below is my counter to his article: 5 reasons why this world series will be forgotten by November:
5)
We don't need more cowbell. I'm typically not a
traditionalist. I like it when people improve things to make them more entertaining. However, I think baseball is something you leave alone. This is not the MTV Rock n Jock special. You don't throw in a
moneyball or allow one player on your team to hit from second base just to make things interesting. When fans come to a baseball game they shouldn't be handed a cowbell on their way in. Especially when their mascot is a steamrolled fish. (If they changed their name to the Tampa Bay
Hooten-nannies, they may have a valid argument, but how do cowbells and fish have anything remotely in common?) I find it hard to believe that in 1951, fans were handed a
whoopee cushion* on their way into Yankee Stadium.
*insert your own noise maker here.
4)
Tropicana [Field] is made from 100% pure poor engineering. What goes up in this park might not ever be found again. -Cliff Floyd, Tampa Bay Rays
I don't mean to keep harping on the tradition thing, but why build a stadium that's going to have clear obstructions in the field of play. Seriously. What next? Are the Chicago Bulls going to build a new arena where the point guard has to contend with a vertical beam coming through the hardwood floor at the top of the key? It wouldn't happen in basketball. It shouldn't happen in baseball.
3)
Feel The Heat....Rays.
After a Tampa Bay
home run or win, they play this song/rap/
Tibetan monk chant.
Every time I heard it, I thought it was reminder to reach for the Banana Boat sunblock. Who are the Ad Wizards who came up with this one? For those of you who are recent college grads and currently finishing up your marketing internship, I have a feeling there will be 100K job opening up in Tampa next spring. Keep checking
http://www.indeed.com/ for more details.
2)
Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?It was comedic to watch the
ALCS and see all the hardcore,
die hard Ray fans. Everyone arrived fresh from the barbershop with their pimped out mo and
fauxhawks. What the casual viewer didn't know is that one month ago, Tropicana field was half empty. Tropicana holds over 43,000 fans, but on average, only 22,000 fans showed up each night this season. Think about it...more people attend a Arkansas State Red Wolves football game than a Tampa Bay baseball game. But now all of a sudden it's "f
andemonium" in Tampa. Better hurry...the mennonites are stealing your bandwagon. Chop Chop.1)
Here Comes A Home Cooked Meal From Tim McCarverGood ole' Timmy
McCarver. The man you love to hate during the world series. Tim is known for rehashing things that don't matter like "Had that guy not gone to the bathroom between the 2
nd and 3rd inning, he probably would have peed himself, come out of the game, and his replacement might have struck out in the 9
th inning to end the game, but instead we'll go to extra innings." Thanks Tim. He's also known for some real humdingers like "It's better to have a fast runner on base than a slow one." That's a direct quote. The more you talk, the less we get to hear Joe Buck.
This is not the reason why Tim made #1 on our list. For those of you who don't know, Tim
McCarver played for the
phillies, started his broadcasting career with the
phillies, and now resides in Philly. To say that he's going to be vocal who he's pulling for is an understatement. Many years ago, Tim spent some of his career in Boston. At one time he thought he was being groomed for the managers job in Boston. Instead, he was cut. Since that time, Tim hates the Red
Sox. It was very apparent in the 2003 and 2004
ALCS when he openly rooted for the New York Yankees. I know I'm a red sox fan, but Tim was to Joe Torre what Mark May is to Tim Tebow. It was way past the man crush line.
There you have it. Five reasons to miss this year's World Series. I know I'm bitter and full of sour grapes, but you gotta admit it....when someone asks you who won the World Series this year at Thanksgiving, you'll remember last night's WNBA scores quicker than you remember who won.